Going crazy

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Hello world
In this whole entire blog post, I will be blogging CRAP
And let me guess what you are thinking
Why will you be blogging crap
BECAUSE I WANT TO

Okay so I was walking around the school one day when suddenly.......
I had a stomach ache
Then, I FARTED REPEATEDLY :)

So anyway movig on
What is you favourite name???
Is it john???Bob???or...ETC.

And moving along

HI WORLD
HI
HOW ARE YOU
I AM FINE
HOW ABOUT YOU
I AM GOOD
:)
:)
LOL

So eitherway , CONCLUSION
I AM PRO

And in the end,
I AM AWESOME
________________

CHAPTER 2

HOW TO BE A CRAZY BLOGGER
LESSON 1:
You got to have crazy thoughts running through your mind, you have to think about what you want to talk about and how long a post you want to make
LESSON2:
You have to make the important topics sound like ," SO WHAT!"
LESSON3:
When you have a writer's block , just talk about it and how annoying it can be
LESSON4:
Let your true feeling go , don't hold back
LESSON5:
You must have something in mind that you want to jump to but can't and when you finally arrive there, you should go I AM FINALLY AT_________
LESSON6:
I AM FINALLY AT LESSON6
LESSON7:
Make a random conclusion that has NOTHING to do with the topic you were blogging about
So , if you follow all of those lessons , your blog should look a little something like this:
HI WORLD

IN TODAY'S POST I WILL BE TALKING ABOUT...
FOOD
Whatis the big deal about food
I mean like
Everyone goes
YAY FOOD YAY EAT
or
ME HUNGRY MUST EAT RAR
And so what is the big deal about food
Conclusion:
I AM FINALLY AT CONCLUSION TIME

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