HI WORLD AGAIN

HI WORLD

poem, by Matthias Teh:

If you play games online,

You are most likely a noob

Because u play games online

That are made to make you loose

And i know none of this rhymes

But seriously people

Go download some real games

And stop being such a beeping noob

:)

Sorry I had to type that

SO anyway moving on to the real blog post

today i will be going crazy

WIHOUT THE STUPID WARNING

WHOOPPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I am hungry so i am going to get as crazy as i can

So anyway

One day i was walking to school

when

I....................

POOPED

:)

HOW TO BE A NOOB:

LESSON 1: do not visit my blog cuz only awesome ppl visit my blog

LESSON 2: u gotta not know what all the short forms like lol or brb or whatever

LESSON 3: If you already know , then ACT!

LESSON 4: You cannot be geek, gangsta, emo etc you must be PURE NOOB (half noobs are still welcome to my blog u know?)

LESSON 5: You must make a conclusion that makes sense

LESSON 6: IF YOU FOLLOW ALL THESE LESSONS YOUR BLOG SHOULD LOOK A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

HI WORLD

I AM NOOB

(READERS:0)

CONCLUSION:

YOU ARE ALL PROS

(duh!)

AD: HELLO WORLD

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN IRRITATING NOOB

THEN CALL

1-800-NOOB-HAS-BEEN-SPOTTED.COM

AND YOU WILL HELP TO EXTERMINATE ALL THE NOOBS IN THE WORLD :)

So anyway something just occurred to me...

I HAVE NOT YET PUT UP A FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO BLANK FILLER TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A message to all pros/half pros/ awesome people:

:)

lol

lol

lol

lol

lol

PRINCESSCUTIIE/CUTIIE HERE!!!

HI WORLD!!!!!!!! TODAY, PRINCESSCUTIIE/CUTIIE IS GONNA RANDOM HERE OR TOK CRAP!!!

OH OH OH... ANYWAYZ WAT WAS I TOKING ABOUT?? OH, IT WAS CHOCOLATE!!!

C - COOL/COLD

H - HUGE?? MAYBE...

O - OLE OLE OLE... OLE... OLE...

C - CATCHY

L - LATTE??? COFFEE??

A - AWESOME!!!

T - TANGY

E - ENTHU!! MAKES U GO ENTHU!!

U KNOW RITE, TODAY I SAW TAN HUI CI (WILL LATE) KISSING A GAL IN THE TOILET U KNOW!!

ENTHU MEANS ENTHUSIASTIC..... WHEN U SHIT THIS MAYBE HOW U FEEL: -

SUCKZ

HELP!!!

I FEEL SO PAIN!!!

TAAAAA.... FINALLY.....

WAT SHOULD WE TOK ABOUT NOW?? SODA?? I LOVE COCA-COLA, PEPSI, 100 PLUS..... SWEET DRINK??? I LOVE PINK DOLPHIN!!!

FOOD?? F FOR FUN, O FOR OK, O ROR ON AR!!! , D FOR DELICIOUS!!!

DO U FEEL BORED?? MAYBE I SHOULD CHANGE DE FONT....

COURIER

GEORGIA

LUCIDA GRANDE

TIMES

TREBUCHET

VERDANA

ERMMM.... IM TIRED OF DIS... BYEZ!!! BB!!! GTG!!! BYE BYE!! ah... wateva!!! c u soon!!

LOVE,

CUTIIE

100% PURE FRESHLY GROUND RANDOMNESS

HI WORLD
HOW ARE YOU TODAY

I WILL NOT BE EDITING AFTER THIS
SO IF YOU CANT STAND MY LANGUAGE
Then...
DON'T READ

Hi world
Today i will be talking about
The dog
Bark
Bark
Bark
STFU YOU STUPID DOG!!!!!!!
:(

So anyway
One day i was playing virus in school
When I
I
I
................
Farted

:)

* prod*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Rawahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Sorry
Random
But that's okay
You know why
Because this is
100% pure freshly ground randomness

So
Take some randomness
And soak it in hot water
And then
DRINK IT
WHY
So that you will get cotton candy
GO AHEAD
TRY IT
GO
GO
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So anyway
I was watching just for laugh gags
When there was this guy
Who got pranked
Then he was like
What the ****

so anywAy
Today i will be taking to
My lamp
Hi lamp
...
Okay bye
















































































Lollollollollollollollollollollo
Llollollollol

bored sia

i am very bored :(

WASSUP PEPS

Hi everyone

How are you today???

I will be talking about

Thats right

Platypuses

Platypuses are the only mammals that lay eggs

DOGGY!!!

My doggy lies over the ocean

My doggy lies over the sea

My doggy lies over the ocean

Oh bring back my doggy to ME!!!!!!

OH BRING BACK BRING BACK OH BRING BACK MY DOGGY TO ME OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!!

sorry my pet scissors wrote that

Anyway

IF YOU GO TO GOOGLE TODAY( 21st may 2010)

You should notice that the banner

Is......

PACMAN!!!!

And you know something about it???

IT IS ACTUALLY PLAYABLE!!!

awesome right

anyway

FILLER TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I AM SO HAPPY TODAY

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

whersedjklfheriuhgjfkv

FILLER END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANYWAY

I was on my way to school one day

When suddenly,

I

FARTED

LOL

so anyway

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BORED right now

Out of crazy fuel

So

PLEASE GIMME SOME IDEAS BY

POSTING THEM IN MATT'S-CHAT

HI WORLD

Hi all

Feeling much better now

And in this blog post

I will be talking about my feelings

WHY???

Because I wanna be EMO!!!

Nah just kidding

So anyway , I just wanna ask you guys

To give me ideas

And stuff

Oh and I am going to remove that ABOUT MY AWESOMENESS thing

WHY???

Because I do not want people to think that I have a giant ego

Oh and for you person who says that I am copying Nigahiga ,

Let me make clear what I did copy from him:

The warning message of my first time going crazy

Some speeches

Ideas

Concept of the 1-800 thing

Oh and another thing

*achoo*

~bless you~

okay

So

HI WORLD

YOU CANNOT BE A LAMP/VACUUM CLEANER TO READ THIS

YOU ARE PRO

ALL OF YOU

IF YOU ARE READING MY BLOG RIGHT NOW

YOU ARE A PRO

NOW

DON'T KEEP THE PRONESS TO YOURSELF

PASS IT ON TO OTHERS

AND SOON,

THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE RID

OF NOOBS

Oh and

I also copied the message to all haters thing

BORED SIA

So anyway

I will now give you

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY

now that we are done with that,

PLEASE
follow my blog

You will make a huge difference

In our lives

And you

Will give me the power

To spread

This

Message

HEAL THE WORLD

*mumbles*

I WILL NEVER REVEAL WHAT I AM MUMBLING

HA

BIBERBLASTHA!

that was from Ryan Higa too

:)

:O

WHO IS THAT
THAT SOUNDS LIKE

CAPTAIN NOOB

BUT NOT TO WORRY

COMMANDER PRO IS HERE!!!

*EPIC FIGHT SCENE*

*EPIC FIGHT SCENE*

*EPIC FIGHT SCENE*

*EPIC FIGHT SCENE*

*EPIC FIGHT SCENE*

AND COMMANDER PRO WINS!!!

THAT WAS BLANK FILLER!!!

MORE BLANK FILLERS

Sorry random

LOL

so today, I will be talking toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

MY PENCILCASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ME:HI MR PENCILCASE!!!!!

PENCILCASE:................................

EMO KID!!!

lol

okay

so

now what

erm

I guess all this is getting kinda off point

so

HI EVERYONE

and BYE EVERYONE

(ad): EMO KID IS NOOB!!!!!!!!!!

P.S.: hi everyone

P.P.S: P.S. stands for post script

hi guys

i am sick so i won't be blogging for the next few days :(

HI ALL

Wassup peps

How are you today

So yeah lets get started with today's post

Have you ever got an apple product???
Then you should have noticed the half eaten apple as the logo
like why must it be half eaten
NOT THAT I AM HATING ON STEVE JOBS
But like will it kill you to just pay a little more money to get a FULL APPLE
Because like
It is probably rotten already
So
CONCLUSION TIME!!!
We should save the trees

T HE ADVENTURES OF ME AND SOMEOTHERGUY
WILL BE COMING IN MY NEXT BLOG POST

RANDOMNESS AGAIN

Hi World

Did you know that the plural form of platypus is actually....
platyodes or platypoda

EVERYONE FARTS

FILLER TIME
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WELL THAT WAS A SHORT FILLER!!!!

So anyway, serious time
Please pass this blog on to your friends
And ask them to pass it on to their friends
And if you could just do that for me...
I will be very greatful
Because
You help to increase my viewers daily
And soon we will all become famous
AND IF YOU WANT A PART OF IT
THEN FOLLOW!!!

So back to FUN TIME YAY

So in this section , I will be coming up with random ads

(ad):hi
(ad):lol
(ad):I AM PRO


Well those were stupid
And so moving on
Have you ever walked down the street
And smelt something
That smells not very good (I mean bad)
And that could be a trash bin
And I think that
They should put all the smelly trash bins in one place
And only scatter those nice smelling trash bins

I feel like pressing the 'O' key right now
hey wait , i just did yay!!!!!

THE ADVENTURES OF ME AND SOME OTHER GUY!!!!(episode1):
PROGRAM TERMINATE
*LAUNCHES BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH*
???: Hello
ME: Who are you
???: That is none of your buisness.............
SOME OTHER GUY:MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
???: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOME OTHER GUY: *shoot*
???: *disapper*
SOME OTHER GUY: Hi , I am OscBen, and that ??? guy is a mystery, he has been hacking all the computers in the world and my job is to protect them.....
STAY TUNED INTO MY BLOG FOR EPISODE 2

I will try to blog tomorrow but i may not be able to as I have school :(

NEW AUTHOR!!!!!!!!

ATTENTION ALL READERS!!!

WE HAVE A NEW AUTHOR

NAMED

EMILYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so yeah

bye

Going crazy

WARNING:

The following blog post may or may not be appropreate for vacum cleaners under the age of 1. If you would like to speak to our manager please hold remember your call is very important to us so please enjoy some SPAM while you wait :sgjhegtfdjkv!!! Reader's discretion is advised...


Hello world
In this whole entire blog post, I will be blogging CRAP
And let me guess what you are thinking
Why will you be blogging crap
BECAUSE I WANT TO

Okay so I was walking around the school one day when suddenly.......
I had a stomach ache
Then, I FARTED REPEATEDLY :)

So anyway movig on
What is you favourite name???
Is it john???Bob???or...ETC.

And moving along

HI WORLD
HI
HOW ARE YOU
I AM FINE
HOW ABOUT YOU
I AM GOOD
:)
:)
LOL

So eitherway , CONCLUSION
I AM PRO

And in the end,
I AM AWESOME
________________

CHAPTER 2

HOW TO BE A CRAZY BLOGGER
LESSON 1:
You got to have crazy thoughts running through your mind, you have to think about what you want to talk about and how long a post you want to make
LESSON2:
You have to make the important topics sound like ," SO WHAT!"
LESSON3:
When you have a writer's block , just talk about it and how annoying it can be
LESSON4:
Let your true feeling go , don't hold back
LESSON5:
You must have something in mind that you want to jump to but can't and when you finally arrive there, you should go I AM FINALLY AT_________
LESSON6:
I AM FINALLY AT LESSON6
LESSON7:
Make a random conclusion that has NOTHING to do with the topic you were blogging about
So , if you follow all of those lessons , your blog should look a little something like this:
HI WORLD

IN TODAY'S POST I WILL BE TALKING ABOUT...
FOOD
Whatis the big deal about food
I mean like
Everyone goes
YAY FOOD YAY EAT
or
ME HUNGRY MUST EAT RAR
And so what is the big deal about food
Conclusion:
I AM FINALLY AT CONCLUSION TIME

IF YOU MANAGED TO WITHSTAND MY STUPIDITY THROUGHOUT THIS POST THEN I SHALL REWARD YOU WITH AN AD

(AD): ARE YOU A NOOB???IF YOU ARE THEN HEAD DOWN TO THE NOOB-2-PRO SHOP AND BECOME AN INSTANT PRO FOR JUST $9.99!!!BUT WAIT!!! IF YOU BOOK A SESSION WITHIN THE NEXT 2 SECONDS BY CALLING 1800-N00B-2-PRO-PEOPLE-NOT-A-REAL-COMAPANY-OR-NUMBER.COM THEN YOU WILL GET A SECCONT SESSION FOR FREE THATS A $20 VALUE FOR JUST $90.99 SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ,CALL NO-iamsorrybuttheofferisnolongeravalableifyoucallnowyouwillnotgetafreesession...infactyouwontevengetasessionatall

OWNED

Right now I am using my mums new toy
The
IPAD
So yeah


In this section, I will be talking about.......
Water!!!
So what's the big deal about water
Like
It's the world's most important resource
But so
Just because a planet has water
Doesn't mean that it has life
Perhaps water is a poison to some aliens
Or
Whatever
And so
Conclusion time
Dr.Seuss is the greatest poet on the earth

And so one day i was having a walk
When suddenly
I....
Farted
:)

And now my cousin is making fart noises

The end

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