OH SNAP!!! (Trip to 77 Posts)

I just realized that my total posts were on the unlucky number 66 soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I decided to put this post to bring it up to 67 and then i got the brilliant idea of going on an 11 postings adventure (yea right) to 77 posts!!!

So anyway for post 1 ,I shall... tell you the 10 things I hate about life (courtesy of emotthias) and yea...

1. Life
2. Life
3. People
4. Hearts...
5. Water
6. Soap
7. Colours
8. Homework
9. Teachers
10. Other things...

So, please vote for which you hate the most by listing the number into the comment bar... Right below , click on the 'Comment" link and then comment...yea

So anyway, LOTLBG3 was going to come out and it was going to be epic but then I got some random error that crashed everything and I decided to give up on LOTLBG ( all videos will be removed on 31st December 2010) and start on this random story called , Revenge of Nature. In the story , nature is a creature ( I have not yet decided what creature but its most likely to be a giant bird thing...) which is usually calm and kind. Then the humans began to wonder how nature would look like , so they invaded the house of nature and captivated it. 20 years later , the hunters died of starvation and the land was experiencing a drought. Nature's children then took up one of every element (fire , water , earth , air , life , death , etc.) and began the new era of destruction...

Yes, yes that was just a random idea but hey , it will be on the 78th post so if you guys comment , maybe your ideas will be in the story so... go ahead , comment about your ideas!

Anyway , lets begin live blogging session :

8:12 PM:

Kinda bored right now , thinking of how the story is supposed to go , plotting out everything in my head...

A poem...

Hello people.

This is emotthias here...

Anyway , I'll cut the chase (there is no chase anyway), I am here to write...A POEM!!!

ALONE

by emotthias

Alone in this cold world

Alone and miserable in the dark

Being alone makes me feel whirled

Sometimes,I just wanna get eaten by a shark

And that's why I don't like to be alone,

And in the park....

I don't care if you don't like this...

I don't care if you do...

I don't care if you hate this...

I don't care if you don't

I don't care if you think I overreact

I don't care if you say,

Anything about me that's sad,

Miserable,

Unhealthy,

Bad,

Or even if you write about my death,

or life,

or pain

or my grave...

all those poems are copyrighted...

if you dare steal them..

I

Will

KILL

you...

Just dropping by

HI GUYS!

Live blogging in school right now , if you are a teacher , please do not kill me or i will sue you for murder!

okay now

8:13

Started the live blog , watching some tribute to mrs lee kuan yew ( R.I.P) :(

8:15

people behind me are showing me their butts , ANNOYING!!!

8:19

Hope i don't get caught by teacher

8:24

We will be having PE in a few minutes so live blogging will continue at home , lol so about come back at about 4-5 pm

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BACK TO LIVE BLOGGING!

5:01

Just checked in , playing mousehunt and chatting now , nothing interesting...

5:09

My grandma is cooking up something that i have mixed feelings about... not to sure about what it is but it smells like garlic

Hi people

Sorry I haven't been posting for a lot now ,

I just wanna say hi

And if any of you guys have noticed

I put took down the music thingy

And so now , you can read my blog without getting irritated by the music

And this blog won't be as random as before

As I ran out of randomness...

So yeah...

I would filler but some people have asked me not to

but who cares

I DO!

sigh

So...

Now what....

Hmm...

grah

RAWR!

}|{ thats supposed to be a butterfly :)

So... bye ???

AD] I will no longer be posting alot of ads

200 visits

Well , that not alot but still a milestone :)

SO ANYWAY,

This post has no meaning

So if you are not a big fan of fillers then i would advise you to get out

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

So , it is now time for.......

RANDOM LOLING

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okay

DONE

Now time to start with this post proper.

So , yeah

CHECK THIS OUT!!!

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That was random blanks,

so anyway ,

I WILL NOW INVITE MY PARTER IN RANDOM.....

THE OTHER ME!!!!!!

nah jk the other me is sick :( so goodnight XD

ASLEEP???

SUP GUYS!!!

before I put up this post on my blog , I would like to say a big thank you to anon3636 and loser for inspiring this post.

So , moving on.

Some of you have said that you hate my blog and whatever and go to sleep whenever you look at the first word, so I have a great suggestion on how to use this blog if you are one of those people.

FIRSTLY: Get a laptop and put it beside your bed

SECONDLY: Go to my blog , if you don't know where it is , it is at

http://matthias-daily.blogspot.com

LASTLY : look at the first word and waste electricity throughout the night and be an earth killer and get radiation!!!!!

And since some kind people have requested me to stop fillers , I shall

BUT!!!

For those who like fillers , just tell me in the chat box , then I will make a special post , just for you :)

So now , random poetry:

Roses are red,

Violets are violet,

Sugar is sweet,

And i peed in your locker l)

And then , if you are not asleep now , I will say HI WORLD

AND THEN FILLER!!!!!

nah just kidding , too lazy to do fillers today :(

SO ANYWAY ,

I have heard some people say that I am annoying ,

Well , it's true!!!

BUT!!!

It's for a reason

A secret reason......

*mysteriously leaves the blog*

BYE XD

CRAZY TIME!!!

Hi guys , today I'm going to go all out nuts on my blog

but before that, let's talk about some weird stuff like...

erm...

er......................................................

YOU KNOW WHAT!?

I'M SPENDING CRAP TIME DOING THINGAMAJIG-ISH STUFF ON THIS STUPID WEBSITE AND WHAT DO I GET!?

NOTHING !!!

SO GOODBYE INTERNET

~matt.

sorry , that was super random...

ANYWAY ,

FOLLOW THE BLOG AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT!!!

And now.....................................

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*error , due to laughter limitations , we can no longer permit you to XD in this website*

-.-

SCREW YOU LAUGHTER LIMITS!!!

XD
XD
XD
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X*shot* DX

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred

ALRIGHT TIME TO OWN SOME NEWBS

*pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew*

Okay thats enough for now...

CYA SOON!!!

~matt

WELCOME BACK

HEY GUYS!!! Sorry I haven't been posting in a long time... BUT I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU GUYS!!!

So anyway , one day I was having a walk in the park...

And then...

I

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so anyway , do you wanna find out what I did while walking in the park???

Well *drumroll*

I....

FARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay done with the fart jokes

Anyway , please pass this blog onto your friends and follow this blog,

If you are one of the lucky followers , you will get YOUR blog liked to MINE!!!

Oh and by the way , I just changed the blog template , if you have any comments please do write in the babble box :)

Thank You

AD) ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

HI ALL

Hey guys ,

As you all know ,

I have changed the blog title from'My Life' to 'RANDOM'

As this blog will be random

And to celebrate this new Blog Title,

I will show you guys my first animation

This is my first one so, no haters :)

How'd you like it?

Good?

Yeah I know

Anyway ,

Moving on to today's post

Today , I will be having a random text skit

Called,

'HI Mr Rabies'

ME: HI

RABIES: FDGJAFGKSGFDJBVKXFCV*foams through mouth*

And now for.....

POW! THE MOVIE!!!

POW

POW
POW
POW
POW
POW
POW
POW

(POW for the next three hours)

END :)

So yeah

BYE :)

100 hits!!!

HI ALL

As you would have noticed ,

The hit counter has reached 3 digits

Now i know this is nothing to get worked up about,

But I would just like to thank you for coming into my blog just to have a look

And so

Please keep on coming

Everyday

I will keep it random

And I will be asking for your help

And support

And comments

And spam

And so

Thank you

For helping me to reach

100 hits!

And so now i give you happy fillers :)

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Thank you

:)

BLUE PEOPLES!!!!!

Hi all, as you all know ,

I always say yellow

Okay maybe not but if you do see me in real life (for all who wanna find me but can't , then good luck getting to me)

I would say YELLOW

Instead of HELLO

And so today ,

I will be saying

BLUE EVERYONE!!!

But then again, blue is not a good colour

So i shall say.....

RED PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, why do I even say colours in the first place?

So anyway , hi everyone

I miss blogging...

I have not been blogging

So anyway , now that i am,

HI WORLD

yeah

So anyway , today , I will be talking to.... MY PLANT!!!!

LIVE! FROM MY LIVING ROOM!!!

So moving to my living room.

me: HI MR PLANT!

plant: HI MATTHIAS HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

me: I AM FINE YOU?

plant: Good

me: So is there anything else that you wanna tell me?

plant: no

me: okay then bye :)

So anyway , I gotta go and do something else now but before i go , i will give you FILLER

:)

~Matthias

HI WORLD AGAIN

HI WORLD

poem, by Matthias Teh:

If you play games online,

You are most likely a noob

Because u play games online

That are made to make you loose

And i know none of this rhymes

But seriously people

Go download some real games

And stop being such a beeping noob

:)

Sorry I had to type that

SO anyway moving on to the real blog post

today i will be going crazy

WIHOUT THE STUPID WARNING

WHOOPPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I am hungry so i am going to get as crazy as i can

So anyway

One day i was walking to school

when

I....................

POOPED

:)

HOW TO BE A NOOB:

LESSON 1: do not visit my blog cuz only awesome ppl visit my blog

LESSON 2: u gotta not know what all the short forms like lol or brb or whatever

LESSON 3: If you already know , then ACT!

LESSON 4: You cannot be geek, gangsta, emo etc you must be PURE NOOB (half noobs are still welcome to my blog u know?)

LESSON 5: You must make a conclusion that makes sense

LESSON 6: IF YOU FOLLOW ALL THESE LESSONS YOUR BLOG SHOULD LOOK A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

HI WORLD

I AM NOOB

(READERS:0)

CONCLUSION:

YOU ARE ALL PROS

(duh!)

AD: HELLO WORLD

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN IRRITATING NOOB

THEN CALL

1-800-NOOB-HAS-BEEN-SPOTTED.COM

AND YOU WILL HELP TO EXTERMINATE ALL THE NOOBS IN THE WORLD :)

So anyway something just occurred to me...

I HAVE NOT YET PUT UP A FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO BLANK FILLER TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A message to all pros/half pros/ awesome people:

:)

lol

lol

lol

lol

lol

PRINCESSCUTIIE/CUTIIE HERE!!!

HI WORLD!!!!!!!! TODAY, PRINCESSCUTIIE/CUTIIE IS GONNA RANDOM HERE OR TOK CRAP!!!

OH OH OH... ANYWAYZ WAT WAS I TOKING ABOUT?? OH, IT WAS CHOCOLATE!!!

C - COOL/COLD

H - HUGE?? MAYBE...

O - OLE OLE OLE... OLE... OLE...

C - CATCHY

L - LATTE??? COFFEE??

A - AWESOME!!!

T - TANGY

E - ENTHU!! MAKES U GO ENTHU!!

U KNOW RITE, TODAY I SAW TAN HUI CI (WILL LATE) KISSING A GAL IN THE TOILET U KNOW!!

ENTHU MEANS ENTHUSIASTIC..... WHEN U SHIT THIS MAYBE HOW U FEEL: -

SUCKZ

HELP!!!

I FEEL SO PAIN!!!

TAAAAA.... FINALLY.....

WAT SHOULD WE TOK ABOUT NOW?? SODA?? I LOVE COCA-COLA, PEPSI, 100 PLUS..... SWEET DRINK??? I LOVE PINK DOLPHIN!!!

FOOD?? F FOR FUN, O FOR OK, O ROR ON AR!!! , D FOR DELICIOUS!!!

DO U FEEL BORED?? MAYBE I SHOULD CHANGE DE FONT....

COURIER

GEORGIA

LUCIDA GRANDE

TIMES

TREBUCHET

VERDANA

ERMMM.... IM TIRED OF DIS... BYEZ!!! BB!!! GTG!!! BYE BYE!! ah... wateva!!! c u soon!!

LOVE,

CUTIIE

100% PURE FRESHLY GROUND RANDOMNESS

HI WORLD
HOW ARE YOU TODAY

I WILL NOT BE EDITING AFTER THIS
SO IF YOU CANT STAND MY LANGUAGE
Then...
DON'T READ

Hi world
Today i will be talking about
The dog
Bark
Bark
Bark
STFU YOU STUPID DOG!!!!!!!
:(

So anyway
One day i was playing virus in school
When I
I
I
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Farted

:)

* prod*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Rawahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Sorry
Random
But that's okay
You know why
Because this is
100% pure freshly ground randomness

So
Take some randomness
And soak it in hot water
And then
DRINK IT
WHY
So that you will get cotton candy
GO AHEAD
TRY IT
GO
GO
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So anyway
I was watching just for laugh gags
When there was this guy
Who got pranked
Then he was like
What the ****

so anywAy
Today i will be taking to
My lamp
Hi lamp
...
Okay bye
















































































Lollollollollollollollollollollo
Llollollollol

bored sia

i am very bored :(

WASSUP PEPS

Hi everyone

How are you today???

I will be talking about

Thats right

Platypuses

Platypuses are the only mammals that lay eggs

DOGGY!!!

My doggy lies over the ocean

My doggy lies over the sea

My doggy lies over the ocean

Oh bring back my doggy to ME!!!!!!

OH BRING BACK BRING BACK OH BRING BACK MY DOGGY TO ME OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!!

sorry my pet scissors wrote that

Anyway

IF YOU GO TO GOOGLE TODAY( 21st may 2010)

You should notice that the banner

Is......

PACMAN!!!!

And you know something about it???

IT IS ACTUALLY PLAYABLE!!!

awesome right

anyway

FILLER TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I AM SO HAPPY TODAY

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

whersedjklfheriuhgjfkv

FILLER END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANYWAY

I was on my way to school one day

When suddenly,

I

FARTED

LOL

so anyway

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BORED right now

Out of crazy fuel

So

PLEASE GIMME SOME IDEAS BY

POSTING THEM IN MATT'S-CHAT

HI WORLD

Hi all

Feeling much better now

And in this blog post

I will be talking about my feelings

WHY???

Because I wanna be EMO!!!

Nah just kidding

So anyway , I just wanna ask you guys

To give me ideas

And stuff

Oh and I am going to remove that ABOUT MY AWESOMENESS thing

WHY???

Because I do not want people to think that I have a giant ego

Oh and for you person who says that I am copying Nigahiga ,

Let me make clear what I did copy from him:

The warning message of my first time going crazy

Some speeches

Ideas

Concept of the 1-800 thing

Oh and another thing

*achoo*

~bless you~

okay

So

HI WORLD

YOU CANNOT BE A LAMP/VACUUM CLEANER TO READ THIS

YOU ARE PRO

ALL OF YOU

IF YOU ARE READING MY BLOG RIGHT NOW

YOU ARE A PRO

NOW

DON'T KEEP THE PRONESS TO YOURSELF

PASS IT ON TO OTHERS

AND SOON,

THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE RID

OF NOOBS

Oh and

I also copied the message to all haters thing

BORED SIA

So anyway

I will now give you

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY

now that we are done with that,

PLEASE
follow my blog

You will make a huge difference

In our lives

And you

Will give me the power

To spread

This

Message

HEAL THE WORLD

*mumbles*

I WILL NEVER REVEAL WHAT I AM MUMBLING

HA

BIBERBLASTHA!

that was from Ryan Higa too

:)

:O

WHO IS THAT
THAT SOUNDS LIKE

CAPTAIN NOOB

BUT NOT TO WORRY

COMMANDER PRO IS HERE!!!

*EPIC FIGHT SCENE*

*EPIC FIGHT SCENE*

*EPIC FIGHT SCENE*

*EPIC FIGHT SCENE*

*EPIC FIGHT SCENE*

AND COMMANDER PRO WINS!!!

THAT WAS BLANK FILLER!!!

MORE BLANK FILLERS

Sorry random

LOL

so today, I will be talking toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

MY PENCILCASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ME:HI MR PENCILCASE!!!!!

PENCILCASE:................................

EMO KID!!!

lol

okay

so

now what

erm

I guess all this is getting kinda off point

so

HI EVERYONE

and BYE EVERYONE

(ad): EMO KID IS NOOB!!!!!!!!!!

P.S.: hi everyone

P.P.S: P.S. stands for post script

hi guys

i am sick so i won't be blogging for the next few days :(

HI ALL

Wassup peps

How are you today

So yeah lets get started with today's post

Have you ever got an apple product???
Then you should have noticed the half eaten apple as the logo
like why must it be half eaten
NOT THAT I AM HATING ON STEVE JOBS
But like will it kill you to just pay a little more money to get a FULL APPLE
Because like
It is probably rotten already
So
CONCLUSION TIME!!!
We should save the trees

T HE ADVENTURES OF ME AND SOMEOTHERGUY
WILL BE COMING IN MY NEXT BLOG POST

RANDOMNESS AGAIN

Hi World

Did you know that the plural form of platypus is actually....
platyodes or platypoda

EVERYONE FARTS

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WELL THAT WAS A SHORT FILLER!!!!

So anyway, serious time
Please pass this blog on to your friends
And ask them to pass it on to their friends
And if you could just do that for me...
I will be very greatful
Because
You help to increase my viewers daily
And soon we will all become famous
AND IF YOU WANT A PART OF IT
THEN FOLLOW!!!

So back to FUN TIME YAY

So in this section , I will be coming up with random ads

(ad):hi
(ad):lol
(ad):I AM PRO


Well those were stupid
And so moving on
Have you ever walked down the street
And smelt something
That smells not very good (I mean bad)
And that could be a trash bin
And I think that
They should put all the smelly trash bins in one place
And only scatter those nice smelling trash bins

I feel like pressing the 'O' key right now
hey wait , i just did yay!!!!!

THE ADVENTURES OF ME AND SOME OTHER GUY!!!!(episode1):
PROGRAM TERMINATE
*LAUNCHES BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH*
???: Hello
ME: Who are you
???: That is none of your buisness.............
SOME OTHER GUY:MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
???: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOME OTHER GUY: *shoot*
???: *disapper*
SOME OTHER GUY: Hi , I am OscBen, and that ??? guy is a mystery, he has been hacking all the computers in the world and my job is to protect them.....
STAY TUNED INTO MY BLOG FOR EPISODE 2

I will try to blog tomorrow but i may not be able to as I have school :(

NEW AUTHOR!!!!!!!!

ATTENTION ALL READERS!!!

WE HAVE A NEW AUTHOR

NAMED

EMILYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so yeah

bye

Going crazy

WARNING:

The following blog post may or may not be appropreate for vacum cleaners under the age of 1. If you would like to speak to our manager please hold remember your call is very important to us so please enjoy some SPAM while you wait :sgjhegtfdjkv!!! Reader's discretion is advised...


Hello world
In this whole entire blog post, I will be blogging CRAP
And let me guess what you are thinking
Why will you be blogging crap
BECAUSE I WANT TO

Okay so I was walking around the school one day when suddenly.......
I had a stomach ache
Then, I FARTED REPEATEDLY :)

So anyway movig on
What is you favourite name???
Is it john???Bob???or...ETC.

And moving along

HI WORLD
HI
HOW ARE YOU
I AM FINE
HOW ABOUT YOU
I AM GOOD
:)
:)
LOL

So eitherway , CONCLUSION
I AM PRO

And in the end,
I AM AWESOME
________________

CHAPTER 2

HOW TO BE A CRAZY BLOGGER
LESSON 1:
You got to have crazy thoughts running through your mind, you have to think about what you want to talk about and how long a post you want to make
LESSON2:
You have to make the important topics sound like ," SO WHAT!"
LESSON3:
When you have a writer's block , just talk about it and how annoying it can be
LESSON4:
Let your true feeling go , don't hold back
LESSON5:
You must have something in mind that you want to jump to but can't and when you finally arrive there, you should go I AM FINALLY AT_________
LESSON6:
I AM FINALLY AT LESSON6
LESSON7:
Make a random conclusion that has NOTHING to do with the topic you were blogging about
So , if you follow all of those lessons , your blog should look a little something like this:
HI WORLD

IN TODAY'S POST I WILL BE TALKING ABOUT...
FOOD
Whatis the big deal about food
I mean like
Everyone goes
YAY FOOD YAY EAT
or
ME HUNGRY MUST EAT RAR
And so what is the big deal about food
Conclusion:
I AM FINALLY AT CONCLUSION TIME

IF YOU MANAGED TO WITHSTAND MY STUPIDITY THROUGHOUT THIS POST THEN I SHALL REWARD YOU WITH AN AD

(AD): ARE YOU A NOOB???IF YOU ARE THEN HEAD DOWN TO THE NOOB-2-PRO SHOP AND BECOME AN INSTANT PRO FOR JUST $9.99!!!BUT WAIT!!! IF YOU BOOK A SESSION WITHIN THE NEXT 2 SECONDS BY CALLING 1800-N00B-2-PRO-PEOPLE-NOT-A-REAL-COMAPANY-OR-NUMBER.COM THEN YOU WILL GET A SECCONT SESSION FOR FREE THATS A $20 VALUE FOR JUST $90.99 SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ,CALL NO-iamsorrybuttheofferisnolongeravalableifyoucallnowyouwillnotgetafreesession...infactyouwontevengetasessionatall

OWNED

Right now I am using my mums new toy
The
IPAD
So yeah


In this section, I will be talking about.......
Water!!!
So what's the big deal about water
Like
It's the world's most important resource
But so
Just because a planet has water
Doesn't mean that it has life
Perhaps water is a poison to some aliens
Or
Whatever
And so
Conclusion time
Dr.Seuss is the greatest poet on the earth

And so one day i was having a walk
When suddenly
I....
Farted
:)

And now my cousin is making fart noises

The end

(ad): are you an onion killer??? Then call 1-800-I-am-an-onion-killer.com and who knows,you may be the next top onion killer

:(

hi all i havent been posting on the blog lately and thats cause of school , well now that i have some free time let me tell you about that ugly sad face in the title

that sad face is

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grr well how that happened was what could possibly go wrong in school went wrong
firstly,I got my first day as a prefect and then i forgot to bring my little india trip form and english homework home then. Then my dad forgot to sign my edusave form and i got scolded(in a sense) for it(like wth).Then after that i realized that i had ELDS (drama club)but my wallet was BLANK(no mahny what 2 do???) then after that i got $10 but the change was rediculously hard to handle!!! grr anyway then after that we met some girls from germeny who asked to be our friends (by our i mean xavier dionne parvin and i) then after that xavier gave one of the girls his ball (ROFL)next we started finding each other's faces on the diary and we were giving her some clues and i did that you are getting warmer , warmer that thing and then when she got really close i made the biggest mistake of my afternoon (well verbal mistake) i went to say 'your hot' then everyone was like oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh then she was like 'erm i'm gonna slap you but i'm not violent) then after that we met their little brother and elder sister (names kept seecret) and then their parents arived just on time to pick them up right before ELDS started but!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i had to be a rat and crawl on the ground and beleive me it was HORIBLE!!!! i am telling you HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAWR well i guess thats it and one of my longest postes yet so goodbye

~matt

YO

Hi All any of you know anygood blogskins for this site i am tired of using the same old blogger templates >:(

OH YEAH BABY MY BLOG IS AWESOMER THEN EVAR IT IS TEH AWESOMEAST WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


(the other part of me): are you nuts???

me:RAWR!!!!

......................

Hey guys

hey some of the postes in january are actually posts from a few days ago
this happened because of a time zone error in my computer
but it is okay
because
IT IS NOW FIXED :)

P.S.: I farted :)

HI AGAIN

Hi world
This post was supposed to have photos
And was supposed to be a new post type
But since i am too lazy to take the photos and arrange them
I shall just do another
GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!

So.......................

WARNING

The following blog post may or may not be appropreate for pens under the age of 1. Should the cabin preassure experience a sudden change during this flight oxygen masks will dispense above you seat and remember , your call is very important to us so please wait patiantly and enjoy a cup of tea or coffee or whatever. Reader's discretion is advised.

HI EVERYONE

TODAY

I WILL BE TALKING ABOUT...

I will be talking about...

erm....

...........

Actually I don't know what to talk about

So I am just going to type whatever stuff that comes into my mind

So...

Have you ever got the feeling when

You are having the writer's block

HEY

I think i know what i will be talking about

SO........

TODAY I WILL BE TALKING ABOUT...

CARS

I MEAN LIKE

EVER SINCE THE INVENTION OF CARS

THE WORLD BECAME POLLUTED

AND WHEN THE WORLD IS POLLUTED

WE WILL ALL DIE

WHY???

BECAUSE WHEN THE GASSES GETS STUCK IN THE OZONE LAYER,

IT WILL START TO GET HOT

IF IT STARTS TO GET HOT THEN EERYTHING WILL CATCH FIRE

AND IF EVERYTHING CATCHES FIRE

THEN

WE WILL ALL GET BURNT TO DEATH

SO DO YOURSELF AND EVERYONE ELSE A FAVOR

AND STOP BEING SO ENVIROMENTALLY UNFRIENLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In this section

I will now be giving you the trailer for my special blog post

Called....................................

ME AND SOME OTHER GUY....

???: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ME:RAR

SOME OTHER GUY :*punch nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*

*BOOM*

~END~

Well that was nice now wasn't it..

So now i need to go study

So ...

BYE ALL

(ad): Do you want to be so famous that you cant even walk out of the house???

Then call 1800-I-WANT-TO-BE-VERY-FAMOUS.COM and we will make you an instant STAR!!!!!!!!!

HI AGAIN!!!

Hi everyone :)
As you all know I have not been posting on my blog that often
But now that I am
I am going to be talking to.........
MYSELF!!!
Me:Hello I how am I doing???
I:I am good how is me???
Me:Me is fine

So anyway I am very bored right now
And I bet you are wondering,
Why are you so bored???
Well that is because there is nothing to do
Especially after the exams
I have no homework to hate
ARGH
I NEED TO HAVE HOMEWORK SO I CAN HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So yeah
Thats it
:)

Don't you just hate it when
You are blogging
And then suddenly
Someone starts reading it
Yeah i know

So either way,
I need to dismental my computer
So...
Bye now:)
P.S.:Just because I blog does not mean that I am emo
P.P.S.:Blogging is for everyone
P.P.P.S.:And if you blog just because you are emo then... well.... erm.......HEY LOOK AT THAT BIRD OVER THERE!!!!!
P.P.P.P.S.: PEACE OUT!!!!!!*drops smoke bomb*


(AD): my cousin says that she doesn't blog because she is not an emo adult :)

6 postes in a day wow, thats a new record :)

AWESOME

HI ALL I HAVE FINALLY FOUND A NICE NON-FLOWER THEAMED SKIN (WHICH I LIKE) but there is one problem , i cannot add my cbox and stuff simply anymore :( i need to edit the html (which is a darn headache) and also I HAVE MADE AWESOME TEA it tastes like 3-in-1 but it is actually ******** tea with a secret milk(awesome right) from my sis oh well now time to find a music upload place and upload my mj muisic on my laptop (after i finish eating some melt in your mouth homemade tuna bread :))

RAWR

I am a little(very)frustrated now because it is so hard to find a guy skin for blogger that is the kind i like when it is the kind i like then it gets ruined by flowers and stuff ARGH ANGRY

BORED

Hi about 5 minuits left over here so i decided to past time by doing this post after this five minuites past i will be going for my cl lessons then it will be the end of the day(i need to call my dad school ends at 12.30 s**t) man this is my 3rd post on my NON SCHOOL BLOG today(did that cuz teachers behind)so i gtg now bye ^.^

BOREd

My school blog

here is the link to Matt's School Blog not so frequently updated though

COMPUTER LAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi all I am in the computer lab right now i am having an okay time with a laggy com beside me :)

Second day of school

Hey guys i'm back ,erm second day of school was pretty good but i need nailclipper :)

Hello all who read this blog

Hi i am going to change to another class blog but this blog will still be updated(but not daily or maybe daily i don't know???) and sooooooooooooooooo see ya around :) wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee




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