Saturday, October 1, 2011

Finally a new post, geez!

Hey guys, and girls and others who are actually reading my blog. So I know what you people are thinking: man, you have not updated your blog in like, thousand years and you still expect me to read it???? Well, my answer is: no.

BUT if you are reading this, then there is something I need to tell you guys and girls.

I'll be doing some random shit on YouTube. I'll send you guys my account after by next week, it should be all set up and cause this blog is sooooo stale, I'll be making a new blog and the link will be in my next posting. So for now, you are stuck with this crap and have no other option but to read a few corny jokes right now

Corny joke 1: I'm scared to go for dinner with Asian people as the use chopsticks to eat their food. CHOPsticks!!!!!!!

Corny joke 2: I'm so hot that my room is on fire.

Corny joke3: I'm actually out of corny jokes, cause the jokes that I use always involve some sort of accent so yea, but for now......

Fillers

Ds
De
Ds
Dad
S
Dad
Sd
Cd
Dad
Sd
Sasd
G
Hth
Gsg


G
Sdgs
Gas
Ga
Dtgh
Age
Gfd
Gargfghs
D
Rgsgsef
Gsf
Ryder
GGae
Garry
Sf
Bsg
Byrd Greg
Sgs
Tsrgrs
Gate
Gesture
Gsr
Garth
Garth
Rstg
Wrg
Garth
Rttg
Tg
Srth
Tydjdt
Yuma
Rtgesr
Tweet
Rwetert
gate
Gwet
Gstr
Ggret
Gertrude
Gerry
Ertge
Rtgetrgdhgh
Nfbb
Fsfgsr
We
Ferret
Rteh
Retted
Gbr
Dtgser
Gstr
Gyre
Ryun
Utu
Yetytr
Hurst
Greg
Fdbdtg
Hefty
Reg

I'm using an I pad right now so some of the random shit has been autocorrected to names quick is. Pretty cool, hey guys, name one of your kids with this names. From where I an I can see ferret, retted( which I unfortunately read as retard) , hurst, ryun, gyre, reg and hefty :D

So if yo actually read up to this point then congratulations happy face and time for one of my retarded Ads

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:D