Finally a new post, geez!

Hey guys, and girls and others who are actually reading my blog. So I know what you people are thinking: man, you have not updated your blog in like, thousand years and you still expect me to read it???? Well, my answer is: no.

BUT if you are reading this, then there is something I need to tell you guys and girls.

I'll be doing some random shit on YouTube. I'll send you guys my account after by next week, it should be all set up and cause this blog is sooooo stale, I'll be making a new blog and the link will be in my next posting. So for now, you are stuck with this crap and have no other option but to read a few corny jokes right now

Corny joke 1: I'm scared to go for dinner with Asian people as the use chopsticks to eat their food. CHOPsticks!!!!!!!

Corny joke 2: I'm so hot that my room is on fire.

Corny joke3: I'm actually out of corny jokes, cause the jokes that I use always involve some sort of accent so yea, but for now......

Fillers

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De
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Dad
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Dad
Sd
Cd
Dad
Sd
Sasd
G
Hth
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Sdgs
Gas
Ga
Dtgh
Age
Gfd
Gargfghs
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Rgsgsef
Gsf
Ryder
GGae
Garry
Sf
Bsg
Byrd Greg
Sgs
Tsrgrs
Gate
Gesture
Gsr
Garth
Garth
Rstg
Wrg
Garth
Rttg
Tg
Srth
Tydjdt
Yuma
Rtgesr
Tweet
Rwetert
gate
Gwet
Gstr
Ggret
Gertrude
Gerry
Ertge
Rtgetrgdhgh
Nfbb
Fsfgsr
We
Ferret
Rteh
Retted
Gbr
Dtgser
Gstr
Gyre
Ryun
Utu
Yetytr
Hurst
Greg
Fdbdtg
Hefty
Reg

I'm using an I pad right now so some of the random shit has been autocorrected to names quick is. Pretty cool, hey guys, name one of your kids with this names. From where I an I can see ferret, retted( which I unfortunately read as retard) , hurst, ryun, gyre, reg and hefty :D

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:D

LOL

Hey guys

I have not been posting awhile

cause

I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT

but thats beside the point...

how have you been.

I have not seen you in awhile.

Perhaps we could put aside our differences

you know

for

this blog

you hacker.

ANYWAY

that was

MaDouS

the MATT version of GLaDos

Now you probably thinkin'

since when did you get into portal!?

well ever since i was 9 years old

so yea

Moving on to part 2 of the blog post ( ft. Gangsta )

Gangsta: WAZZUP _________________________

me:...........

PART 3!!!!!

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good night people

LOL!!!!!!!

CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD DUDE!!!!!!

U SUCK!!!!1

DON'T COME TO THIS BLOG!!!

YOU ARE WASTING YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

LOL

~EPICHAXERDUDE

HELLO!!!!!!!!!1111

WHADDUP PEEPS!!!!!!!!!111

So, how's life?

QUESTION OF TODAY:

What's your favourite genre?

MY ANSWER:

Rock

LOL

typical for a kid... I guess...

SO!

I haven't got any comments to reply to.... so............ GIVE ME COMMENTS!!!!!1

I meanit....

serious.......

lol

ANYWAY!!!1

Here's what school is like.

7.00-1.00= okay...

on tuesdays, 1-3.15= PURE AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!111

cause of

English

Learning

Drama

Society

or

ELDS

Or

DRAMA CLUB!!!!!!1

lol

olo

lo

lo

lo

lo

lo

lo

lo

lo

lol

Its funny how I spam my own blog......

Just to make it seem as if i have many ideas......

So the lunar new year is coming

And to all my chinese friends,

GONG XI FA CAI!!!!!!! (my chinese may be terrible but at least I know how to say that lol)

SOOOOO

WAZZUP~!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Trailer for the GMSP dudes who wanna know our next coming event:

hmm.....

no vid.....

oh wells , guess it won't be revealed today.....

L
O
L

don't you think that LOL

is an

overused

phrase??????/

IKR!!!!!111

WOOF WOOF BARK BARK WOOF LOL

sooooooooooo

whatcha doin????//

lol

lol

lo,ll

l

ll

lll

fail!

............

BON JOVI RULEZ!!!!!!!!!11

Tetris... (ft. Furry)

Practically...

Ruined...

An hour of my life.....

Yep...

hooked....

my life is over man... its over.......

Furry: *squeak*

HI FURRY!!!!

In case you didn't notice, thats furry.. he's a ..... furball.....

Furry: hello peeps *squeaks in excitement*

:) Anyway.....

Life has been pretty normal... four more posts to the 77 mark........ ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED!?

I BET YOU ARE@!!!!!

Anyway....

How's life?

Good?

GOOD!!

I had the sudden urge to share tetris with you guys so

http://www.tetrisfriends.com/games/Battle2P/game.php

Now time for my verdict on angry birds.

I installed it on my Ipad. thinking that it would just be like 'crush the castle'.

Then I realized that its just plain addictive....

Just like tetris.....

Furry: *SQUEAK!*

Oh right....

Furry wants a 'Segment' so......... give it up for FURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Applause*

Furry: *squeaks* Ahem....

Hello, everyone.

How is the weather?/

Good?

Good!

So....... have you...........read the news????????????????????????????????????

I have not......

*Squeaks*

Opps..............................

uh.......

erm................. *squeaks and hides behind curtain*

.....

.....

.....

Okay......

Now for the 'poke' segment..

POKE

POKE

POKE

POKE

POKE

POKE

POKE

POKE

POKE

POKE

POKE

POKE

POKE

POKE

POKE

POKE

POKE

POKE

POKE

POKE

POKE

POKE

POKE

POKE

ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111

(u roflmao cuz you haz been tickled)

hmm.............................

*trollface*

*u scream..*

*myface*

*everyone comes back*

I wonder who reads this blog.......

POST A COMMENT SAYING HI IF YOU ARE READING THIS!!!!!!

I wonder............

I'm wondering what I'm wondering........

I'm wondering what I'm wondering what I'm wondering

......................................

Well......

Bye???/

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Just in case you forgot......

POST A COMMENT SAYING HI IF YOU ARE READING THIS!!!!!!

Attempt to get my blog into one of the highest ranks...

I had a sudden feeling that listing the names of random famous people will get my blog up a few views so...........

Michael Jackson

Elvis Presley

Madonna

Barack Obama

George Washington

Alexander Hamilton ( the song is stuck in my head lol)

Lin-Manuel Miranda

UTK

Justin Bieber sucks

Will Smith

New York

Fire

LOL!!!

XD

Meme

4Chan

Boxxy

Class

Grade

School

Damn

Genius

Albert Einstein

Tallest

Shortest

World

Heal

Damn

Spam

Prevent

LOL

I'd assume that that's enough for now...

Moving on:

I have tuition today and so dinner will be in about 2 hours :(

Oh and @my good pal JX, Happy birthday dude :)

So. thats it...

Attempt to get my blog into one of the highest ranks...

HAPPY 70TH POST!!!

WOO!!!! 7 more post to the lucky post ( first person who comments on this wins _ _ _ _ _ _ _)

Incase you didn't notice, the blanks are N O T H I N G

So if you win you loose

Moving on from nothing to something,

Lets talk about math? What is your opinion on math??? you can tell me about it in the comments box below or on twitter @vipermatthias

the font got screwed up for awhile...

I am beginning to begin to feel... unproductive in my typing...

I'm getting slowwer...

and ;rss acuttrys.....

NAH I'M JUST KIDDING!!!!

(I give everyone virtual side hugs ^.^)

lollolololololololol

poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke

well, cya soon .........

But before I leave, let me leave you with this vid, Its like , my new fav song. Mr. Lin-Manuel, if you are reading this , I would like to say thanks for being awesome and carry on with this ;)

Random advice ( heed at your own caution)

Step one to a better diet: never eat junk at night, instead eat it for lunch if you really want to ( i just made that up, there is no scientific evidence whatsoever that proves this

Advice from my brain, into my fingers and to all of you: smile while doing something you hate

Advice on live: Live it, you only got one

Advice on blogging: idk... advertise on facebook and twitter??? (postings, I don't mean paid adverts . I mean like,Twitter: Matthias: COME TO MY BLOG @ MATTHIAS-DAILY.BLOGSPOT.COM. and the same on facebook)

Advice on being dumb: there is no advice to be dumb.If you thought that this was going to help you in your drama class in any way, let me tell you that it won't

Advice on advice on being dumb: DON'T HEAD THAT ADVICE!

Advice on advice: advice

If you have been reading this post aloud , tell me , does the word advice sound weird to you???

Oh and @person one year younger then me and is a prefect in the school who does discipline duty and counted my votes, HI!!!!!!!

If you are @person one year younger then me and is a prefect in the school who does discipline duty and counted my votes's sister and/or brother, HI!!!

AND @everyone in my school and was in my school, HI!!!!

In case you are in like , America( I live somewhere out of there) The time now is 9.04p.m. (gmt+8 i think)

RANDOM NOTE:I LIKE NOUGET~!!!!! ITIS AWESOME!!!!

AD: THIS IS NOT AN AD LOL!!!

I WRITE SONG! U NO!????

Hey! This is a song I came up with based on the meme: I whip my hair back and forth

And it goes:

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

I SPIN MY CHAIR ROUND AND ROUND!

And it goes on forever...

Like it??? cause I do (hehe)

Anyway. I seriously need to write a song.... so what should I write about???

LEave YOur INteresting OR CReatinve REsponses in the comment area BELOW!!!