Friday, November 16, 2012

Hung-up.

Hello.

First off, I would like to apologize for not posting anything during the past month.
But i've been going through some stuff so... yeah.......

NOW
To start this post officially, allow me to tell you exactly WHAT has been going on in my life. But before you read this, you must first know a few things about me.

1)I have liked this girl for 8 months already.
2)She tries her best to shake me off but can't get a clean cut-off (i'll explain in a little)
3)Every girl I ever had a crush on pretty much never liked me back.
4)I've gotten over her and fallen for her for about five times
AND FINALLY
5)It takes a LOOOOOONG time for me to get over a girl.

Now I don't usually talk about girls in a public blog but hey, I have some advice for the dudes and the ladies out there, so i'm taking advantage of the fact that I am in deep s*#t to help you out of your s@#t.

Alright.
So the reason I like this girl is just crazy and i'm gonna skip to that part.

But the thing is that whenever she tries to get me to get over her so that we can be 'friends' (like what the heck right? You know that ain't what I am here for gurllll(i don't actually speak like that, it's the sadness and the high amounts of sugar)), she's too nice to sever all ties and ignore me for AT LEAST three months.
WHY?
Simply because she's too nice.
And that's what a lot of my homies don't like about her.

So at this point in time you'll probably be like: GIVE UP BRAH, YOU AIN'T GON GET HER!

And I already have.
But before that, I did something stupid as hell to make her finally snap
And so there was exchanges of essays and trying to interpret what the other party was trying to say which resulted in the woman finally deciding to cut of all bonds.
And that's what i've wanted actually...
So now i'm going through the 'rehab' season.
Moving on with life and stuff...

SO ADVICE TIME

Dudes first cause like, i'm a dude :D

1) don't like girls that you know don't like you
2) don't confess when you KNOW that the girl has a crush on someone else, you just mess things up.
3) if you wanna confess, make sure that she sees you in that light.

Now for the ladies.

1)If you're gonna break a guy's heart, just do it, it's less painful than leading him on for months/years or just brushing the matter under the carpet.
2) MAKE DAMN SURE THAT HE KNOWS THAT YOU DON'T WANT HIS A@# AROUND.


So yeah. that's pretty much the past month...

Goodnight.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

FREEDOM

At long last, the exams are finally over, the chinese paper was surprisingly nice and decided to give me three marks guaranteed. Tired as heck now. Goodnight :D

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Riterature Exerm.

So yeah, friday was literature. And Good guy lit paper was all, you know what, this dude is awesome, therefore, he needs a break from sucky exams, therefore I shall be easy as pie to pass. (and by pie I mean 3.1415somethingsomethingsomething) So yeah. it was pretty simple, just take the circumference divided by the diameter and VOILIA ,YOU GET PIE. I think.

Yeah, So basically ,literature is AWESOME and it's now my new second favourite subject :D

Thursday, October 4, 2012

HERMEGERD EXHERMS!!!!

So yeah, exams are here, and instead of studying, i'm over here, typing out about my examinations. Now I know I haven't posted anything in like, a week but i've been busy revising okay, so don't hate on me for that ,I don't wanna retain.

Anyway, starting off with the whole exam talk.
It all started with science, So we're all cool right, you know, walk into the exam hall all swag and stuffs and you look at the science paper. My first thought, this is gonna be easy. And it was, you know, not much trouble, walk in the park, maybe kicked a stone or walked off the kerb for a sec but you know, it's cool, I walked out of there alive and well and I was all OH HELLS YEAHSH I'M GON ACE THIS S#$%

Then the mother tongue exam is all NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO DIS DAWG
and then it comes here and freakin. Stumps me for like, twenty minutes trying to figure out what the hell the question was tryna say. Then when I finally figured it out, the dictionary that I borrowed was all, OH SHEYT HE'S GONNA START WORKING, QUICK FAKE AN EMPTY BATTERY! Then I got a freakin heart attack, like, the ambulance had to like, come and revive my ass. okay, maybe that was an exaggeration but the dictionary thing was real though. Now keep in mind before this, my own dictionary was all, NOPE and then it melted it's batteries. So back to the exam hall, i'm freakin stuck there, with like, 50 minutes to figure out HOW THE HELL DO I USE THIS DAMN THING! And apparently, Besta dictionaries are all nope, i'm sorry, but we use a different interface. Then I'm all OH HELL NO! And so I walk out of the exam hall barely alive.

Then the Math paper sees me all messed up already then it's all, OKAY GUYS! LET'S MAKE DIS SHEYT HARD AS DIAMOND!!!11 And so they made me freakin, calculate the circumference of the moon without a calculator for paper one. So after that they were all, you know what kid? We should freakin, make you FAIL!!! So the damn paper just makes me calculate some other impossible shiz and they want the answer in freakin exact figures or 3sf. And to top it off, you probably can't answer in fractions and that just FREAKIN SUCKS

Well, at least paper 2 was easy enough, If i'm lucky, I might pass math this year. THANK GAWD!!!!!

So yeah. that's it till now. Lit paper tomorrow and I hope that failure doesn't wanna be all. OH CRAP I'M ON A ROLL!!!11 GOTS TO KEEP ON GOINGS!!!!

So yeah, good luck for your exams and to all you P6s who finished your psle. I HATE YOU SO MUCH ARGHGHHGHGHGH ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM WHILE IT LASTS!!!!

Goodbye :D

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Hi

Hello world, no post in three days, I gets it, i gets it, i've been erm.... busy?
Yeah.
So anyway, today i'm gonna talk about guts
Or for the more vulgar people, Balls.

If you got the guts to piss a teacher off, you best have the guts to take the punishment. Why?
CAUSE YOU DESERVE IT!

Yeah.
That's it
I don't feel like typing today.
And there's nothing much to talk about.
So yeah.
Cya
:D

Saturday, September 22, 2012

This is a cryptic message.

Hello, in this blog I will talk about alot of things

Now fiRstly, Let's start on the topic of MUSIC.
Now music was good... Awhile ago.
Now, it's just a whole load of junk
I mEan, come on!!!
What happeneD?

So, anyway, Today was a good day
our cell Went to poppeys to have dinner
Even though it was extremely unhealthy
i eNjoyed it.
Then, we went to walk around for awhile
finallY, we went home

now, movIng on,

i Love skating
however, One of my bearings went dry
so i need to get some speed cream,
speed cream will make me Very fast
and of course, Everyone likes going fast

i enjoY playing the guitar
it is relaxing
i also like gOing to school
cause school is awesome
so that's it for today,
i will see yoU tomorrow.

Hellos worlds.

I wrote you a song,
or rather I wrote someone a song
I would record it and post it here
but my mic is spoilt.
So yeah.
*sad face*

That's it, bye :D